F-CAW-F Unisex T-shirt

F-Caw-F Unisex Shirt

Because mornings are hard, coffee is life, and people… well, people are optional. This shirt says exactly what’s on your mind before that first cup — without you having to use actual words.

Made for caffeine addicts, sarcasm lovers, and anyone who’s been told “you’re not a morning person” (duh). Soft, comfy, and unisex — so everyone can join the “don’t talk to me until coffee” club.

• Unisex fit – looks good whether you’re caffeinated or not
• Ridiculously soft – because scratchy shirts are worse than decaf
• Sarcasm included – free of charge
• Perfect gift – for coffee snobs, grumps, or yourself

Wear it to work, brunch, or anywhere you need to warn people that F-Caw-F comes before everything.