“I Put Out “Cookies” for Santa” Shirt & Jolliest Bunch of Assholes This Side of the Nuthouse Unisex T-Shirts

Who says bribery doesn’t work? Show your holiday spirit and your commitment to quality snack-based negotiations with the big man himself. This cozy tee lets everyone know you’re on Santa’s nice list — mostly because you supply the goods (and maybe sneak a cookie or two yourself). Perfect for Christmas parties, cookie swaps, or strategically standing near the dessert table.

Straight outta National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, this shirt is for the festive chaos crew that turns every gathering into a holiday survival story. Whether you’re decking the halls or just trying to make it through family dinner without flipping the table, this tee says what everyone’s thinking — with holiday cheer and a dash of dysfunction.

🎁 Warning: may cause uncontrollable laughter and knowing nods.

🍷 Pairs well with eggnog and questionable life choices.

💡 For the cousin who always brings the chaos — or the one who cleans it up.