ROCK PAPER SCISSORS Throat Punch I Win!

Sip your holiday cheer (or survive it) with this 15oz ceramic Christmas mug! Perfect for coffee, cocoa, or that “special” eggnog you swear is just creamer. Each mug features a hilarious festive saying that keeps your spirits bright — even when your in-laws aren’t. Microwave and dishwasher safe, because we know you’ve got better things to do than hand wash.